Loo Loo Awards

Every year, at the annual winter breakfast, one lucky club member is awarded the prestigious "Loo Loo of the Year" award. The trophy, which takes the form of a loo seat lovingly engraved with the names of past winners, is awarded to the candidate whose actions on a club trip are voted most senseless, ill-advised, imprudent, thoughtless, injudicious, rash, irresponsible, reckless, heedless or even downright stupid. Of course, the stories of the candidates' actions are often somewhat embroidered in the telling -- facts are never allowed to get in the way of a good tale. Indeed, they are usually rather irrelevant.